Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out