u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....