I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
