I hate all girls vehemently.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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