Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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