I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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