Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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