I can text with my tongue
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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