is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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