so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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