So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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