do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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