Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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