So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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