Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
