Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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