The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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