just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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