the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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