Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Is Oprah even human
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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