The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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