I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Randomize