therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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