The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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