D3 body, D1 cock
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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