i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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