I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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