strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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