hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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