Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she peed on how many people?
So many bounce houses so little time
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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