Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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