A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So squirting runs in the family.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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