This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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