wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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