Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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