she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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