Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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