i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I can't put those talents on a resume
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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