i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The air was thick with penises
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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