Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You coming home soon, man?
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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