hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I believe in your delicious
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me