at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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