i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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