nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
