found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
