I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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