Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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