I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think people are normalizing furries
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