Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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