i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I forget how to act sober
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