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hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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