I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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