i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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