Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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