were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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