taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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