Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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