Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
